Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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