Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
that's an acceptable place to lick
He had one of those small greek statue penises
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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