How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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