yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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