Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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