why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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