Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Can i not drive my cunt home
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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