Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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