fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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