That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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