NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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