Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
you had me at cake vodka
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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