accomplished twins. life is a go
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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