lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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