i barfeds in our rink
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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