please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
im on a boat
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