I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill