Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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