Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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