Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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