rhymes with "ouble enetration"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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