i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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