yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We left an ass print on the piano.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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