Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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