omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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