dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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