It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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