i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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