My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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