is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ketchup is God's man juice
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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