I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
the raccoons are back...
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