Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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