he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
im on a boat
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