super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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