careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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