its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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