Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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