dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Randomize
