The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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