STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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