scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
