So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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