Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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