let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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