Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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