A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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