Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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