did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
