You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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