his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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