The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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