There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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