it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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