11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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