Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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