He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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