I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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