Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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