Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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