Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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